Phone conversation

I overheard this phone conversation, and it made me laugh. I obviously only got to hear one side of the discussion, but you get the point...

Dialed number.
Waited.
"I have two words for you"
"Crepe paper"
"Yes, crepe paper"
"You with me?"
"Well I only have a few minutes"
"Ok, I'll be right there"

I love Clooney, but that's just funny!

Oscar nominee George Clooney was left red-faced when an award he received fell apart during his acceptance speech last weekend. The Syriana star was at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival to receive top honour the Modern Master Award.

Juicer

Max bought me an early valentine's day gift, and gave me this beautiful juicer. I mentioned in passing how nice it would be to have fresh juice in the morning, and voila! That's how it is in this house people. Ask and ye shall receive. Apparently he picked this model because it looks like a penguin.

Lucky Mouse

Compliments

"Does my hair look poofy today?"

"It looks gorgeous."

"I wasn't looking for a compliment, my hair just feels really poofy today."

"Show me a woman who isn't looking for a compliment and I'll show you a 5 legged dog."

My brother the Buddhist

While having a heated discussion about Oprah in the car yesterday, I noted that my brother was not being very spiritual about things, and he uttered the following words to Megan and I, "Namaste my nuts!"