India

Me: I had to go to the Indian Consulate for work today.

Ben: And?

Lori: And I was standing in line thinking it could just as easily be me waiting for my own visa. It was so nice in there.

Ben: That's because it was still in America.

Me: You wouldn't go there?

Ben: Not after what my mom and sister told me about their trip.

Me: But we could stay in nice places...

Ben: We? What do you mean we?

Lori: I mean you... me... Max...

Ben: Yeah, but 'nice places' means a shared toilet and nets around your bed to protect you from the mosquitoes.

Me: Don't you want to see the Taj Mahal?

Ben: (said in the most jewish-grandmother sort of way) eh....