Saved text messages

Inspired by Sarah B.

Wish you could have stayed on. On my way to work and missing you.

Too bad, I'm watching slaves! Boomboodudu

Curtain puller

Au bon PAIN!

Rent something upbeat and funny. No need to be foreign and sad.

I am home. Going to buy mousetraps.

You are my sunshine.

I just stepped on poop.

WTF, I just tripped and fell on my face.

Are you bored yet?
No, but I just woke up.

You are a butt slut.

Poop, almost done.