The Claps

I saw Transamerica today. And while I could discuss how good it was, and how amazing Felicty Huffman was, I think I'll save you the hassle and recommend you just look at the reviews on the movie's website. Everyone seems conviced that she will be an Oscar contender this year. And I would not disagree. Ben called, and I told him that the audience clapped at the end of the movie. We agreed that we hate people who clap. And we really hate two groups in particular: 1)End of movie clappers. 2)When a flight lands at the airport clappers. We further decided that these people shall now be known as those who have the Claps. Much like an STD, one would hope it isn't permanent, and that the instinct to clap will eventually fade away.