Top Ten For Men

Riding on the subway every day, I see numerous badly dressed men, and experience some blunderous manners. I will see something that turns me off, and think, 'Thank god Max doesn't do that'. What follows is a list of some of my personal peeves, and of course a list of items that I find appealing.

What should never happen:
1. Open sandals, disguised as "Woven leather comfort slide"
2. Loafers without socks
3. Loafers
4. Unbuttoned shirts, with major chest hair exposure
5. Wedding rings with diamonds
6. Scratching your nuts in public, or while you're talking to me
7. Taking your wedding band off and playing with it
8. A sweater over your shoulders, with folded arms
9. Belching and smiling afterwards. (Saying excuse me afterwards doesn't make it better.
10. Wifebeaters. EVER!
Bonus: Watches with plastic straps



What should always happen:
1. Dark blue jeans
2. Buzz cuts, that include the back of the neck
3. Sunglasses with black or brown tinting only
4. Baseball hats without a hole in the back
5. Watches with big faces
6. Making eye contact when you say hello and shake hands
7. Filling the glass when the wine gets low
8. T-shirts without brand names on them
9. Backpacks over briefcase
10. White T-shirts under clothing, not on the outside
Bonus: Well manicured hands. No biting.